ROBERT SCHUMANN PERFORMED BY VARIOUS ARTISTS
|Some major monster party boner jams on this sophomore effort by Big Boy Schumann. Serious brank-ass jimmy-hat jim-jams. Here’s how it works. Holding a bat mitzvah for your niece? Don’t play this. Doing a surprise bachelorette party for the chick in apartment 8G? Turn that shit up! Back that shit up! Schuuuuuuuuuumaaaaaann!!!!!
Turn that shit up, indeed!
The bad reviews are, if anything, even funnier.
I also love the review of the Saint-Saens Cello Sonatas (very positive, perhaps too much so for these pages), and commend it to your attention.