{"id":2142,"date":"2010-12-14T19:00:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T18:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/?p=2142"},"modified":"2010-12-14T19:03:36","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T18:03:36","slug":"greawp_posts-ever-schumann-review-adult-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/2010\/12\/14\/greawp_posts-ever-schumann-review-adult-language\/","title":{"rendered":"Greatest-ever Schumann review. (adult language)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/music\/tomserviceblog\/2010\/dec\/07\/vice-magazine-classical-cd-reviews\"> Tom Service at the Guardian<\/a> for pointing out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/int\/v17n8\/htdocs\/records-498.php\">Vice Magazine&#8217;s classical reviews<\/a>. Many are spot on and most are hilarious, including the best review of a Schumann disc I&#8217;ve ever seen:<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\" width=\"325\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scs.viceland.com\/int\/v17n8\/htdocs\/records-498\/schu_300.jpg\" border=\"1\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"2\" width=\"133\" height=\"133\" align=\"left\" \/><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: small;\">ROBERT SCHUMANN PERFORMED BY VARIOUS ARTISTS<br \/>\n<\/span>Chamber Music<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>EMI Classics<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scs.viceland.com\/int\/v17n8\/htdocs\/records-498\/yes.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"5\" width=\"33\" height=\"34\" align=\"left\" \/>Some major monster party boner jams on this sophomore effort by Big Boy Schumann. Serious brank-ass jimmy-hat jim-jams. Here\u2019s how it works. Holding a bat mitzvah for your niece? Don\u2019t play this. Doing a surprise bachelorette party for the chick in apartment 8G? Turn that shit up! Back that shit up! Schuuuuuuuuuumaaaaaann!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>CLYDESDALE OYNKE<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Turn that shit up, indeed!<\/p>\n<p>The bad reviews are, if anything, even funnier.<\/p>\n<p>I also love the review of the Saint-Saens Cello Sonatas (very positive, perhaps too much so for these pages), and commend it to your attention.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"line-height: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/2010\/12\/14\/greawp_posts-ever-schumann-review-adult-language\/\" send=\"false\" layout=\"box_count\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Tom Service at the Guardian for pointing out Vice Magazine&#8217;s classical reviews. Many are spot on and most are hilarious, including the best review of a Schumann disc I&#8217;ve ever seen: ROBERT SCHUMANN PERFORMED BY VARIOUS ARTISTS Chamber Music EMI Classics Some major monster party boner jams on this sophomore effort by Big [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[33,490,491],"class_list":["post-2142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-and-media","tag-schumann","tag-tom-service","tag-vice-magazine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2142"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2145,"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142\/revisions\/2145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennethwoods.net\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}