When I read at Jessica Duchen’s blog that “Stephen King argues that poor old Edu should never have been on the £20 note at all and represents ‘a peculiar celebration of mediocrity,’” I thought “That’s it! I’m burning all my King novels.” 

Then I read on and realized that “this Stephen King is head of economics for HSBC.” 

Then I realized that all my Stephen King novels burned on Thursday anyway. 

Fuck it

Maybe I’ll just move our mortgage in protest, instead….  KW