I think it is as close to a truism of writing about music as you will get: The better you know a piece, the more you understand it. The more you understand it, the more you value it. The more you value it, the better you write about it.

In converse is also true- bad  or condescending writing about a piece you don’t value usually serves primarily to expose the holes in your understanding of a work.

I can hardly think of an example of a major piece of music by an accomplished composer where a writer said something negative that was the result of them knowing the piece better than someone who has a more positive take on the work at hand.

I was reminded of this truism the other day when I was sent the program notes for an upcoming concert. Although the notes included some good factual detail about time and circumstances, and weren’t explicitly negative about the works on the program, the annotator did accuse the composer of “hollow bombastry” in one of his most famous and hugely important masterpieces, and called another, equally important and masterful symphony by the same composer “a colossal but musically patchy work.”

This sort of thing really, er, pisses me off.

Over the years, I’ve read program notes that called Mahler hollow and superficial, Bruckner lacking in structural judgement, and slandered Schumann as a bad orchestrator, Shostakovich as empty, Sibelius lacking rigor, and Haydn as pedestrian and predictable. These are, admittedly, opinions that a regrettable number of people hold. That’s not what really bothers me. Nor is the fact that nobody who knows and understands the work of any of these composers intimately would ever say those things or agree with such half-baked opinions that gets my forehead creased. It’s the fact that they’re half-baked, ego-driven non-assessments I’ve read in program notes.

At least, in this case, the program annotator was decent enough not to slag off the works being played on the concert, but I still think it is extremely rude and disrespectful to the audience to use the program booklet as a venue for beating your chest about your own bugbears and blindspots. The concert program should be a resource to help the audience member ENJOY THE CONCERT more, to help them understand and engage with the music they are hearing. It’s not the place for ranting, or snide and snooty comments about the composers being heard. For that matter, it’s not the place to show off your own abilities as a writer or musicologist. The notes are there for the benefit of the listener, not the writer, not even the orchestra or even the composer.

Especially in Britain, where you have to pay extra for a program (or, more accurately, a “programme” was the Franco-phobe Brits still spell it ), everyone who gets a word of their prose printed ought to be focused on enriching the concert experience of the listener, and nothing else.

And remember, chances are, if you accusing a great composer of “hollow bombastry” you’ve almost certainly missed the point of a major work of art. Why make the audience pay £1 just for the privilege of getting to know your prejudices and shortcomings as a listener or analyst? Why waste one line of print when you could use that space to help bring the concert to life. You’re just making yourself, and, by association, the orchestra, look like an ass.

There are so many great note writers out there- Malcolm MacDonald, Richard Bratby,  Peter Davison have all written notes for concerts I’ve done in the last few years that deserved to be published in “proper books” for all time. Michael Steinberg’s magical “proper books” of program notes, The Symphony and The Concerto are a perfect example of the annotator’s craft elevated to the point of bringing to the reader truly profound insights into great music that any listener, novice or expert, can use and understand.

To all note-writers, from the overworked pro to the well-meaning amateur, I just implore you, if it comes time to write about a piece or a composer you don’t like, or don’t get, please remember my grandmother’s advice about life in general “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”

And if you really, really, really, really need to convince the world of the” hollow bombastry” of one of the 20th c.’s greatest composers?

I recommend blogging.

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Have you read anything lately in a concert program that got your blood boiling? Please share your favorite “I can’t believe I bought a program to read that crap” moments…

UPDATE-

The Twitter reaction (In reverse chronological order) was unusually lively….

AnnaAmbrose Anna Ambrose

RT @RichardBratby I’d still agree with everything @kennethwoodssays here even if he hadn’t flattered me senseless:http://j.mp/oZe7fU -YES

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@igortoronyi @kennethwoods Think it’s only the trashings/damnings with faint praise that are the issue, to be honest – they do exist tho’.

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igortoronyi Igor Toronyi-Lalic

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@RichardBratby @kennethwoods Was once warned by a chef not to order something. He said I wouldn’t enjoy it cos I was western. He was right

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igortoronyi Igor Toronyi-Lalic

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@RichardBratby @kennethwoods Can agree fully with that. I’m not asking for a trashing. Just some space for other perspectives.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@igortoronyi @kennethwoods Agreed, but there are ways of doing that; important that writer comes down on side of work.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@igortoronyi @kennethwoods What other biz charges you £40 for a product, then makes you pay £3 more to read that it’s actually worthless?

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igortoronyi Igor Toronyi-Lalic

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@RichardBratby @kennethwoods Useful for people to be told of critical divide over a work. Otherwise they feel stupid if they don’t enjoy it

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@igortoronyi @kennethwoods “Not the chef’s finest creation,but interesting as a precursor to the far better dish we’re not serving tonight”.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@AlexLaing @kennethwoods Absolutely; you have to help them enjoy it as much as possible on one listening.Not too much detail;not too little.

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AlexLaing Alex Laing

@RichardBratby @kennethwoods as you both are. It’s also why I think a good spoken intro usually goes down a treat – not always suitable tho

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AlexLaing Alex Laing

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@RichardBratby @kennethwoods I reckon you just need to be engaging about aspects of the music that you know the particular audience will get

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@igortoronyi @kennethwoods Brilliant in a review. When you’re a first timer who’s just paid £40 specifically to hear Shosta – less helpful.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@igortoronyi @kennethwoods Can you imagine it on a menu? “A second-rate dish, regrettably over-spiced but worth eaing a few small mouthfuls”

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igortoronyi Igor Toronyi-Lalic

@richardbratby @kennethwoods Am reminded of Boulez accusing Shostakovich of being a ‘ninth pressing of Mahler’. Much prefer that to niceties

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@igortoronyi @kennethwoods Programme notes are no place for belittling music the audience has paid to hear,even if point is completely true.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@igortoronyi @kennethwoods It’s not about value of thoughts, it’s purely about the context in which they’re expressed.

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OperaCreep George

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@kennethwoods Can we blame the commissioners of programme notes for picking unsuitable writers? I think so.

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igortoronyi Igor Toronyi-Lalic

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@RichardBratby @kennethwoods Couldn’t disagree more. It’s just as valuable to hear a wise man’s negative thoughts as his positive ones.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@kennethwoods @alexlaing I fear that classical music writing for an “intelligent general” public(eg the Penguin guides) is a vanishing art.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@kennethwoods An element of intellectual overkill at times;Schenkerian analysis might not always help you express spirit of a Strauss polka.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@alexlaing @kennethwoods But put it this way: he’s more of an Elliott Carter man. By the time note arrived, too late to commission another.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@AlexLaing @kennethwoods It was printed by my employers yrs back, written by a writer of immense knowledge and style, whom I respect hugely.

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OperaCreep George

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@kennethwoods Absolutely…there aren’t that many good writers around that are devoid of ego.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

@kennethwoods No-one’s saying it’s Mahler 10, but if you can’t find & express the joy of the piece, give commission to someone who can.

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AlexLaing Alex Laing

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@RichardBratby that is an excellent article written by @kennethwoods – I agree with you – and him obviously

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@kennethwoods Never got over seeing one of our very greatest music writers dismiss “Capriccio Espagnol” as “insignificant” in 150 words.

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

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@kennethwoods Thanks Ken, blushing here. I always, always, remember Tovey: prog note writer is “counsel for the defence”.

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OperaCreep George

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@kennethwoods I like programme notes with a personality to them…maybe asking someone that likes the composer should help cut the crap!

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Lindygeek Nicole Stevens

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@kennethwoods I once read program notes that gushed Tony Williams “plays the drums as if they were a fine tuned instrument!” *head desk*

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

I’d still agree with everything @kennethwoods says here even if he hadn’t just flattered me senseless: j.mp/oZe7fU

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RichardBratby Richard Bratby

Rt @Kennethwoods It’s a terrible piece by an idiot composer, & you’re wasting your time and money by listening to it! j.mp/oZe7fU

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