Maybe it’s the curmudgeon in me, but I was never a fan of the all-star charity track. From “We Are the World” to “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” I always found most of the songs saccharine and cloying, and the constant change of superstar vocalists off-putting. Perhaps what always bothered me about these things was the uncomfortable mix of virtue-signalling (“Look at me! I’m part of this amazing group of people ending hunger and poverty!”) and fame-signalling (“Look at me! At this moment in time, I’m one of the most famous people in the world, as proven by being chosen for this project!”).

But they say there’s an exception to every rule, and today I found myself sobbing like a baby listening to the latest all-star track from Mark Knopfler and friends. With a band called “Mark Knopfler’s Guitar Heroes” how could you go wrong? And, at least to these tired old ears, this ten-minute reworking of Knopfler’s “Going Home: Theme of the Local Hero” pulled the old heart strings with the same level of skill and emotion as the 375+ guitar strings involved.

Of course, I’ve been a huge fan of Mark Knopfler’s work forever. “Telegraph Road” is a top-5 all-time song for me. And much as I love the guitar playing, the song writing, the singing, the record making, one thing I particularly love about Knopfler is that he is fearless in making space for sorrow in his music. It may have been a hit, but “Sultans of Swing” is a pretty melancholy tune. Heck, even for all its humour, “Roller Girl” has some serious dark undercurrents of lost youth and loneliness.

Perhaps this is why Knopfler’s charity anthem hits the feels where so many others have missed. Or maybe it’s just that these things work better without singing. Even as a teenager, it bothered me seeing millionaires smiling while singing major key pop music about famine in Africa. I wouldn’t go so far as to say it was cynical, but it wasn’t brave from an artistic point of view. I’m sure more tone-appropriate music would have raised less money, but I also suspect it might have inspired more lasting change.

This is a song in support of Teenage Cancer Trust and Teen Cancer America. Let’s face it, this is one of the most difficult subjects there is – children facing life-threatening health challenges. One has to have hope, but there’s a deep sadness in knowing that many of these young people are not going to make it. That’s a heart-breaking loss in and of itself, but it’s also a blow that will affect siblings, parents, family and friends forever.

So, I think it’s only right that Knopfler has given us a charity song that forces the listener to confront the idea of loss. The ten-minute instrumental begins with the playing of Jeff Beck – his last recorded performance. At this point, I was already destroyed. As I listened, my never-waning awe at his sound and emotional power was sharing space in my consciousness with the voice saying “this is it – there will never be another new Jeff Beck solo.”

As the song goes along, contributions from the finest artists to have emerged in the 21st C. are heard alongside contributions from giants of early Rock ‘n’ Roll, including Duane Eddy and James Burton. Then there are all the guitar legends who have together played the soundtrack to my childhood, my coming of age, and today are the backdrop of my children’s journey into life and music. And, with Beck’s opening in mind, I couldn’t escape the realisation that, in all likelihood, by the end of this decade, most of them will be gone. Many of these old people are not going to make it.  And like Beethoven, Beck, Hendrix and Mahler, we shall never look upon their like again.

But don’t let that put you off – this isn’t a ten-minute mope. The song traces a quite uplifting arc, and there’s something really beautiful about seeing all these great musicians from radically different backgrounds, styles and generations coming together in a common cause. “Alle menschen werden Brüder!” We’re all one human family, and any reminder, like this one, of that fact is always welcome.

Perhaps only a guitar nerd could be quite so moved by this, but I hope you enjoy, and I hope you make a donation. Someone should give producer Guy Fletcher and whoever made the video a knighthood!

 

Mark Knopfler’s Guitar Heroes Are:

 

  1. Joan Armatrading
  2. Jeff Beck
  3. Richard Bennett
  4. Joe Bonamassa
  5. Joe Brown
  6. James Burton
  7. Jonathan Cain
  8. Paul Carrack
  9. Eric Clapton
  10. Ry Cooder
  11. Jim Cox
  12. Steve Cropper
  13. Sheryl Crow
  14. Roger Daltrey
  15. Duane Eddy
  16. Sam Fender
  17. Guy Fletcher
  18. Peter Frampton
  19. Audley Freed
  20. Vince Gill
  21. David Gilmour
  22. Buddy Guy
  23. Keiji Haino
  24. Tony Iommi
  25. Joan Jett
  26. John Jorgenson
  27. Mark Knopfler
  28. Sonny Landreth
  29. Albert Lee
  30. Greg Leisz
  31. Alex Lifeson
  32. Steve Lukather
  33. Phil Manzanera
  34. Dave Mason
  35. Hank Marvin
  36. Brian May
  37. Robbie McIntosh
  38. John McLaughlin
  39. Tom Morello
  40. Rick Nielsen
  41. Orianthi
  42. Brad Paisley
  43. Nile Rodgers
  44. Mike Rutherford
  45. Joe Satriani
  46. John Sebastian
  47. Connor Selby
  48. Slash
  49. Bruce Springsteen
  50. Ringo Starr and
  51. Zak Starkey
  52. Sting
  53. Andy Taylor
  54. Susan Tedeschi and
  55. Derek Trucks
  56. Ian Thomas
  57. Pete Townshend
  58. Keith Urban
  59. Steve Vai
  60. Waddy Wachtel
  61. Joe Louis Walker
  62. Joe Walsh
  63. Ronnie Wood
  64. Glenn Worf
  65. Zucchero